Journal Log #14

We leave Augwe's house and arrive at the ocean's surface again without incident. However, not long after surfacing, a black helicopter flies over our ship and deposits what appear to be five ninjas on our deck. I am in complete shock from the revelation that Captain Crook was correct and ninjas are a natural enemy of pirates---this revelation being the only explanation as to why these ninjas appeared out of no where in order to attack us. We, of course, kill them.

Our voyage then takes us past a small island full of sirens. Captain Crook drowns out the sirens' singing by playing very loud Britney Spears songs. Cesar then scares them into the ocean by firing his rifle in their general direction.

Finally, we arrive at the island of the cyclops. Carina scouts ahead and informs us that the cyclops are herding goats and live in cabins. She discovers two caves: one has a small entrance and the other has a cyclops-sized entrance with cabins in front of it.

We decide to explore the cave with the smaller entrance first. Cesar leads the way while wearing tropical swim trunks with humming birds on it and banana yellow beach shoes. Inside the cave we find a seven-foot tall man with a horse's head, artifact mace, a huge phallus, and hooves. He is naked except for a belt attached to his mace, and he spoke in a language none of us knew while pointing at us. I believe that the horse-man is Poseidon's child because the God likes to mate with human women in horse form. Beyond him is a portal, but we found no spear in this cave, so we leave him alone.

In the second cave, there are many traps, which we avoid, and find Poseidon's spear. The spear is eight-feet long and carved with tentacles on it. It is called the Krakken Slayer, and also has a horn with it, which can be used to summon the Krakken. I was designated to carry the horn.

After we take the spear and horn back to our ship, Cesar, Carina, and Sam swim back to the cyclops island to save the women the cyclops captured for mating. They were very successful, and saved several human women as well as a twelve-foot tall giantess. Cesar was also able to steal back the giantess' Norse club while distracting the cyclops for their escape.